10 of Love

Ten of the strangest things I have done in the name of love.


10: Made it my mission to have a special education director fired.

9: I slept two weeks on a plastic public couch in a hosptial lobby.

8: I made his favorite food, drove across the state for a surprise lunch. Then moved his office furniture in front of his windows and had sex with him instead.

7: Lied to the attendance office to spend his birthday with him and him alone. Yearly.

6: Arm wresstle and never win.

5: Volenteered to clean the church every week. The church across from his house. (I spent most of my time out at the car trying to get the vacum out of the trunk and waiting for him to apear.)

4: Packed everything I could fit from our home into a boat. Lived out of boat for 2 years.

3: Buried a one hundred forty pound sheep dog in the middle of the night so noone would cry.

2: Mastered "the scorpian" pose.

1:Reseached and constructed a bomb. Later disabled bomb when crush bombed.